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 '"Talkers are no good doers." /William Shakespeare/',
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 'There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.',
 'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?',
 '&quot;Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!&quot; /Freddie Mercury/',
 '&quot;The reason we&#0146;re successful, darling? My overall charisma, of course.&quot; /Freddie Mercury/',
 '&quot;Be good and you will be lonesome.&quot; /Mark Twain/'
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